It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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