Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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