exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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