you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
