When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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