he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
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Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
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I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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