Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
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This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
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I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
The Olympian is in my bed
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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