white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
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He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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