Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
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His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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