like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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