I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
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What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
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Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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