What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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