Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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