windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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