All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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