Me too!
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
