O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Randomize
