Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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