It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
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Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
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Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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