Hey man sorry I got all grabby
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
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the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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