spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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