How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
well you can't waste a boner
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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