I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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