That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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