I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
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I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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