Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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