Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
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