So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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