High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
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Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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