other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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