good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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