Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
Randomize