Say something about gay babies.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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