I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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