Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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