dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
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I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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