Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
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I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
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should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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