You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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