Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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