Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
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We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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