Quick, to the slutcave!
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
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She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
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