haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
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some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
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Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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