I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
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I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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