Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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