He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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