Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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