I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
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you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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