this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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