So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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