Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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