This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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