He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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