can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
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can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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