it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
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